I love pets and have had pets in my home since I was a child. But I
had this one parrot that hated my guts. It got so bad that when ever we
let it out of its cage it would fly right over to me and begin pecking
me on the head. It got to the point where I had to wear an army helmet
around the house.
Not only that but it had a vocabulary a sailor
would be proud of. Every time I entered my home it would start cursing
me out in the most vulgar fashion you could imagine. It was a good
thing we didn't have children.
I picked this parrot up at the
Humane Society. I didn't know who the previous owner was and didn't
know what ordeals this parrot had gone through in the past. All I knew
was that it hated my guts.
But it loved my wife. Oh that parrot
would sing to her for hours at a time. And it was always on its best
behavior around my wife when I wasn't around. When my wife fed the
parrot it would say - please and thank you. When my wife talked to the
parrot it would talk right back to my wife as if they were holding a
conversation.
But it hated my guts. Why? I'm not sure. Maybe I
resembled its previous owner and maybe the previous owner had
mistreated it? I don't blame the parrot and I didn't take it
personally. It was just an innocent animal.
Anyhow, one day after
work I opened the front door of my home and there was the parrot flying
around the living room. When it spotted me it made a bee line straight
for my head. My army helmet was no where to be seen so I did the only
reasonable thing possible - I ducked.
The parrot flew right past
me and out the front door - and kept on going. It didn't stop and it
didn't turn around to say good-bye. We never saw that parrot again.
That
was the only pet I have ever had that hated my guts. I'll never know
why but like I said I don't blame the parrot. It was just an innocent
animal. But there is one thing I do know - I don't miss that parrot one
single bit.
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I just can't decide and its driving me nuts. Whether to get pet medical insurance or not. I can't sleep and I'm losing my hair.
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